Dakota Johnson, you owe the world an apology. Yes you. There’s a piece of so-called literature out there that is the biggest piece of trash since Twilight and you had the poor taste to actually audition to be in this insult to alternative sexuality and writers of erotic literature everywhere. Even as a star, you do have a responsibility to what you choose to support and represent by lending it your image and you, Dakot Johnson, have let the world down by choosing to debase yourself with the role of Anastasia Steele. We might as well take some time to explore the life you led that led to this most poor of choices.