Fall Of House Kardashain
With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe
During the whole of a dull, soulless, emotionally bereft season in Hollywood’s year, when true inspiration and joy were gone from the heavens, I passed alone among a crowd through a singularly dreary tract of advertising; and at length found myself, as the shades of makeup became innumerable, gazing upon the drama-ridden and tragic House of Kardashian. These three maids had set about building an empire of fashion and glamour, but in recent years had found themselves falling behind their far more competent and business savvy sister, Kylie Jenner.
Here before you I will lay the truths of the early days of what would soon be the litigious and foreseeable downfall of a family line of beauty products. Herein lay a warning, dear readers, when your only skill is being famous for being famous, do not try to pretend to the cunning and clever talents of the sharks of wall-street and Fortune 500 companies. The end will merely be tragic.
Read on, good gentle, read on, and find the consequences that come to you when you take this philosophy: